I feel like smuggling nicotine patches and Red Bull into field camp this week and just be high throughout the whole thing. Besides it’s only two days and one night in the jungle I don’t think I’ll be sleeping anyway. Plus I can’t take army seriously anymore. And when they ask me to think of a solution during missions I would put three patches on my arm and people would ask “why do you need three patches?” and I would reply “this is a three patch problem”. Why doesn’t anyone get my Sherlock references?
Yesterday I was sitting in front of my computer contemplating if I should continue sitting down or go accompany my mom to buy shoes. Being the filial son that I am, I followed her. My role there was to teach her how to buy like a man: get into shop, get shoe, get out. Because moms get distracted in departmental stores “do you need new underwear?” “I think we need to get new towels” “this could be a good gift”. And they like to ask us for our opinion, a lot of times: “Does the colour match?” “looks like what old people would wear right?” “help me check if this is on sale”. But it was fun going out with my mom.
I caught Iron Man again, this time with my family. Don’t know why but I seemed to enjoy watching it the second time compared to the first. I love superhero movies.
At night we went to Newton Food Centre for dinner. As usual I went all commander mode “okay this is the plan I drop you all off and you all go find seats first while I find parking, that way we can be efficient”. Stupid army screwing with my mind. I find the food there just overrated. And I hate hawker centres that sell barbeque food or satay because it is just so smokey and the smell of the food lingers on your clothes ugh. I also hate steamboat. I also hate sharing food. I prefer places where you order your own thing, I order my own thing and if you want some of my food I can let you try. If it’s a free for all I have to act all polite and go “oh you have the last piece no I don’t want it”.
Well you only need the light when it’s burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Thats why you never let her go in the first place.
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The tweets of me and my course mates sums up my week in army.
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From Germany
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one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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